This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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