its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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