do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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