I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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