areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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