sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
