That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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