i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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