Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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