I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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