when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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