school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
soo... how was my night?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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