Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
