I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
In other news, I just burned my penis
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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