So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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