is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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