Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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