By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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