oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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