Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
