it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Bring me that man meat
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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