What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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