i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
