The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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