Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Randomize
