So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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