I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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