I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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