We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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