if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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