Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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