You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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