I want to stick my p in your. b.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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