you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
