I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think im going to throw up on grandma
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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