Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Dear god my vagina.
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