I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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