i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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