Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
