Sponge bath it is.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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