My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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