She is in my trunk
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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