Are we in a gay sports bar?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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