Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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