Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Ketchup is God's man juice
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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