Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
