Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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