He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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