talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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