I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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